Ah yes, welcome to the Teleportation Room!
This project was a high priority for our stakeholders. Something about always being too far away and wishing to teleport nearer. Either way, we have developed this device.
With the press of a button you can travel anywhere in the universe! You mentioned that you wanted to be back in Ireland. Just press the button and you can be there. Don't mind the writing on the device... we just reused the casing from an old project...promise
