Welcome to the brain room!
Here we do a whole manner of experiments on the brain such as scanning it with our new neuroimaging scanner, poking it with a big stick that I found outside round the back of the Beureau its a really good stick cos it fits in the hand well and you can get the distance to make sure you dont get brain juices on you (yuck!) from poking and its a nice colour and I like it and no you cant borrow it. We also complete psychometric tests to establish causal relationships between distinct brain networks and love.
Anyways I'll show you our new brain scanner. It's called a Neuroboros. It can see what you've been thinking about endlessly. It's kind of like a mind reading device but it only reads the infomration that is deep within the subconscious. It's non-invasive, silent and hand held!
If your associate could hold it to your head and press the button on the back then let me know to chcek the results.
Scanned!